OK - you've heard it all before, I know.....

[dellzeqq]

........ but I DO NOT CARE if you're bored with the subject - which is my dear darling wife. She's got the wit of Sheridan, the bottom of a twenty-year-old, the laugh of an angel, she's the MD of five television companies and she loves nothing more than to accompany me on a bicycle ride and now...................







she's darned my jumper and I can't see the darn!

 

[PaulB]

And she puts up with you! You've won the lottery, my friend!

 

[Renard]

My my my. Simply Devine I'd say!

 

[TheDoctor]

Sorry, Dell, you're a fine bloke and a good rider and all...
But I hate your guts now.

 

[Noodley]

My my my. Simply Devine I'd say!

dell's married to Sidney Devine?!

 

[TheDoctor]

No, he's married to Divine.

 

[wafflycat]

........ but I DO NOT CARE if you're bored with the subject - which is my dear darling wife. She's got the wit of Sheridan, the bottom of a twenty-year-old, the laugh of an angel, she's the MD of five television companies and she loves nothing more than to accompany me on a bicycle ride and now...................







she's darned my jumper and I can't see the darn!

That's because you've gone all misty-eyed and are looking through rose-coloured glasses

 

[Crackle]

Can we write to you to complain about TV programs we don't like?

 

[Aperitif]

Your fixed jumper needs a separate thread from that of your wife's expertise.

She sounds like a right sew and sew to me...

 

[dellzeqq]

Can we write to you to complain about TV programs we don't like?

as long as they aren't the ones that keep her in bike bits, yes............but, then again, it won't make a jot of difference!

 

[peanut]

........ but I DO NOT CARE if you're bored with the subject - which is my dear darling wife. She's got the wit of Sheridan, the bottom of a twenty-year-old, the laugh of an angel, she's the MD of five television companies and she loves nothing more than to accompany me on a bicycle ride and now...................








she's darned my jumper and I can't see the darn!

well ask her to put some decent armchair thriller/dramas on wilya

 

[bonj2]

........ but I DO NOT CARE if you're bored with the subject - which is my dear darling wife. She's got ... blah blah blah

I'm bored of your wife.

 

[peanut]

i don't know about pride, I think that I would be a little in awe of a Wife that had that lofty position. I dunno though ... I'd probably be too busy spending all that lovely lolly on new bikes

Tell me Dell is the reason that TV companies cannot afford to buy decent television programs for us to watch, due to the excessive payments made to celebrity twits like Jonathan Ross?

 

[postman]

Not another tv bod.One of my girlfriends.Used to dress up like a character on the prog.Kojak she was a cop .Emergency Ward 10 a nurse.Mash a soldier.Star Trek an astronaut.


My favourite was when she watched Naked City.

 

[Coco]

She's got the wit of Sheridan,

Tommy?

the bottom of a twenty-year-old,

http://simplymarvelous.wordpress.com/2007/10/page/2/

the laugh of an angel,

This one?

she's the MD of five television companies

Five?

and she loves nothing more than to accompany me on a bicycle ride and now...................

Good catch