old geezers

[dellzeqq]

I've decided to become an old geezer. This......

is how it's done. I think. Looking at the picture I realise that I'm missing a bit of geezerliness. How can I accomplish full geezerdom?

And do you aspire to geezerhood?

 

[Andy_R]

Hah....geezer is so......wrong. Gadgy is the way to go

 

[jonny jeez]

I've decided to become an old geezer. This......

is how it's done. I think. Looking at the picture I realise that I'm missing a bit of geezerliness. How can I accomplish full geezerdom?

And do you aspire to geezerhood?

I figure all you need is a tattoo, a market stall, an account at the bookies, a pewter mug at the local and a flash (but not quite new) motor.

do you have what it takes?

 

[slowmotion]

I'd put good money on the geezer on the left owning a powerboat.

 

[smokeysmoo]

I'd put good money on the geezer on the left owning a powerboat.

Isn't that DC Jim Carver from the Bill, (Mark Wingett) on the left, standing next to Nigel Bates, (Paul Bradely of Eastenders/Hoby City fame?

 

[Flying_Monkey]

That guy on the left looks like Peter Stringfellow. Definitely more sleazer than geezer...

 

[Crackle]

Far too few lines and a bit clean looking. Some stubble, a flat cap, less trendy specs, a tat, earring and and a jacket but overall, you're nearly there.

 

[smokeysmoo]

I'd put good money on the geezer on the left owning a powerboat.

and having a Prince Albert

 

[dellzeqq]

as it goes (!) we were on a boat. Or a slice of boat. The geezer next to Mark is Richard Wilson RA. It was his boat (hence the titfer)

I can see getting shot of the Brompton - you only need a Decathlon folder to go down to the pub - but surely the 'Ernesto' is a prime geezer bike? Looking at the picture I think I'm missing a bit of indecision in my stance. I'm too steady on my pins. The shame of it is that I sued to be a promising geezer - down the pub every Saturday and Sunday afternoon, fall asleep in front of Match of the Day. I'm just a little out of geezer condition.

And I'm not entirely unserious. Being a geezer can be a wonderful thing. You can wear wtf you like. You can put on weight. You can not worry overmuch about what you say.

 

[slowmotion]

That guy on the left looks like Peter Stringfellow. Definitely more sleazer than geezer...

I once saw a documentary in which Mr Stringfellow was seen on a powerboat in the Med. He was wearing a thong....I still have nightmares about it...

 

[snorri]

How can I accomplish full geezerdom?

If ye cannae get hirsute get a hat.

 

[ttcycle]

Good, let me know when you want it collecting so it isn't cluttering the place up.

ME TOO!

Dell, you're too metrosexual to be a geezer- which one are you metro or geez? Make up yer mind!!

 

[dellzeqq]

I think geezers are more open-hearted and generous than most people, and I reckon I can learn from them.

 

[ttcycle]

I think geezers are more open-hearted and generous than most people, and I reckon I can learn from them.

First step, I'll take the Brompton

 

[Norm]

I think you'd need to lose the Rapha shirt.

Actually, I know that you'd need to lose the Rapha shirt.