On being serenaded by Alanis Morrisette while in the loo.

Discussion in 'CycleChat Cafe' started by betty swollocks, 31 Mar 2008.

  1. betty swollocks

    betty swollocks large member

    My gym has piped music everywhere: you can't escape it. It hits you as soon as you enter the door into the foyer and it follows you around the entire building. There is no relief.
    Even in the loos (where you go for relief), it's being churned out through ceiling speakers.
    The thing is: every time I go in there's Alanis Morrisette warbling away.
    Isn't it ironic?
    I'm beginning to wonder whether she's actually sitting there in the cubicle in the corner, guitar in hand, ready to strike up as soon as she hears my footfall.
    Do you think that next time it happens I should take a peek under the door to confirm my suspicions?
  2. Keith Oates

    Keith Oates Janner

    Penarth, Wales
    I wouldn't advise peaking under any door in a public loo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  3. Andy in Sig

    Andy in Sig Vice President in Exile

    It's obvious that the piping of Alanis Morissette is designed to be such an unpleasant experience that your productivity rate will rocket and you will get out of the loo in record time. I should imagine she is effectively as good as a very dodgy curry. That voice ... yeughhh!
  4. red_tom

    red_tom New Member

    East London
    Maybe Dogma was accurate and she's omnipresent
  5. Maz

    Maz Legendary Member

    No, betty. I think it's just very bad luck! ;)
  6. red_tom

    red_tom New Member

    East London
    There's a good discussion of 'Ironic' here, including the following great stats.

    Attempts at describing irony: 11
    Successful attempts: 2.5
    Confusion of irony with "poor sense of timing": 6
    Completely missing the term: 3
  7. OP
    betty swollocks

    betty swollocks large member

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