On my own at work...

[Noodley]

...as everyone else has been sent home early, but as "the boss" I'm here 'til 5.

Anyone fancy coming 'round for a party?!

 

[Vapin' Joe]

Only ten minutes to go.

Why don't you leave a turd floating in the toilet? It should have ripened nicely by the time everyone comes back.

 

[Speicher]

...as everyone else has been sent home early, but as "the boss" I'm here 'til 5.

Anyone fancy coming 'round for a party?!

Yes, have you got a funny hat I can wear? Can we pull some crackers?

 

[Noodley]

I've got hats, crackers, poppers, beer, wine (for the ladies , and nibbles (including a whole tube of pringles)

I could sing as well if you wanted.

 

[Speicher]

A glass of white wine, and some mixed nuts please. (cashews, almonds) Thank you, and Merry Christmas.

 

[Noodley]

I have just made a fool of myself with the photocopier. I tried to resist, but to no avail.

 

[Speicher]

I have just made a fool of myself with the photocopier. I tried to resist, but to no avail.

Please tell us all the fax about this duplicity

 

[Chuffy]

Yes, have you got a funny hat I can wear? Can we pull some crackers?

Those of you without crackers will just have to pull yourselves.

 

[yenrod]

You mean you had difficulty finding the Start button but as know one was around you were ok !

I have just made a fool of myself with the photocopier. I tried to resist, but to no avail.

 

[Crackle]

I have just made a fool of myself with the photocopier. I tried to resist, but to no avail.

I hope it's an old one, the new ones have a memory! Are the IT department friendly?

 

[Speicher]

Those of you without crackers will just have to pull yourselves.

What pull ourselves together or pull you? or pull you together ourselves.

* musht diloot this whys swine more wif shoda warta *

 

[Chuffy]

What pull ourselves together or pull you? or pull you together ourselves.

* musht diloot this whys swine more wif shoda warta *

Whatever plums your duff madam....