On my own at work...

...as everyone else has been sent home early, but as "the boss" I'm here 'til 5.

Anyone fancy coming 'round for a party?!

 

Only ten minutes to go.

Why don't you leave a turd floating in the toilet? It should have ripened nicely by the time everyone comes back.

 

I've got hats, crackers, poppers, beer, wine (for the ladies , and nibbles (including a whole tube of pringles)

I could sing as well if you wanted.

 

I have just made a fool of myself with the photocopier. I tried to resist, but to no avail.

 

Those of you without crackers will just have to pull yourselves.

 

You mean you had difficulty finding the Start button but as know one was around you were ok !

 

I hope it's an old one, the new ones have a memory! Are the IT department friendly?

 

Whatever plums your duff madam....