On the subject of sweeties

[s7ephanie]

Yesterday I bought a bag of what I thought were mints, (for my rides - Honest! ) inside was liquorice, and very moreish they were too, yes you guessed it, I ate the lot, only to find out at 3am that liquorice is a laxative! Teach me not to be so greedy xxx

 

[TheDoctor]

Sorbitol based sweets can be a bit cataclysmic too. I'd give it five minutes if I were you...

 

[mark st1]

Milk bottles are my downfall love em

 

[Tim Hall]

Sorbitol based sweets can be a bit cataclysmic too. I'd give it five minutes if I were you...

Allegedly low calorie Polos can cause pregnancy.

(laxative effect of Sorbitol causes the squits, flushing out contraceptive pill before it gets absorbed into the blood stream. IANAD, it's something I read on Teh Intarwebs, your shares may go up as well as down)

 

[Deleted member 1258]

I'm a big fan of liquorice, I've a special soft spot for liquorice alsorts, if I've eaten a lot of it my Good Lady wants me to sleep in the spare room.

 

[TheDoctor]

Oh great. So, as well as rendering the bathroom incapable of sustaining Earthly life, I need to worry about being preggers too?
I am a bloke, does that make a difference?
*panics*

 

[philk56]

Don't know if you can get them here but I discovered these in Australia - very moreish and probably also guaranteed to get you going!

 

[Smithbat]

Oh great. So, as well as rendering the bathroom incapable of sustaining Earthly life, I need to worry about being preggers too?
I am a bloke, does that make a difference?
*panics*

I would be worried, how long between taking your pill and eating the liquorice was there? Are your breasts tender? Do you have strange cravings yet?

 

[shouldbeinbed]

only that soppy girl in the adverts who has a favourite caramel shop.

favourite?????? as if there is such a thing let alone a hierarchy of them.

 

[TheDoctor]

I would be worried, how long between taking your pill and eating the liquorice was there? Are your breasts tender? Do you have strange cravings yet?

Eating the licorice? I assume that's a euphemism for something.
My breasts are slightly tender, but that's probably the nipple clamps.
And I don't want to discuss my strange cravings. Again.

 

[Fnaar]

I ate 24 jaffa cakes yesterday. Yes, 24.

Am I pregnant?

 

[Smithbat]

Eating the licorice? I assume that's a euphemism for something.
My breasts are slightly tender, but that's probably the nipple clamps.
And I don't want to discuss my strange cravings. Again.

I would loosen the clamps a tad and just keep hoping that AF arrives.