Once, twice and hit on the third attempt by a car.

[SportMonkey]

On the A56, westbound just past Old Trafford some idiot, overtakes, and tries to squish me, does the same after the next lights, so I stay in the middle, he goes past, I pull in and he emergency brakes so I go in the back of him. Got a witness and registration hopefully. If any of you saw a tit in red and black waiting outside the Vauxhall garage, that was me.

Arses.

 

[sabian92]

Are you OK? That's the main thing.

Sounds like a right knobber.

 

[ianrauk]

Are you OK? That's the main thing.

Sounds like a right knobber.

And that's being polite

 

[SportMonkey]

Yeah, I'm grand ta, wifey wouldn't let me cycle home so Spesh is in the back of my car, will just have to ride the SS tomorrow.

 

[sabian92]

And that's being polite

Indeed. The mods wouldn't like what I was going to write

I'm not surprised - get checked at the quacks just in case. You might have damaged something on you that needs sorting. She has her head in the right place - my mrs is the same

 

[400bhp]

Feck - he drove off then?

At least you have his reg - twunt.

 

[Crankarm]

One of Life's Canutes. Hope you are ok.
Get the police involved. If they don't do anything, then get even.
I believe rancid milk through the vehicles heater vents works wonders.

 

[SportMonkey]

Annoyingly I've not heard anything back from the police yet, do I chase them up?

 

[ianrauk]

Annoyingly I've not heard anything back from the police yet, do I chase them up?

One thing I have learnt in dealing with rozzers is that they will never get back to you. Keep badgering them.

 

[YahudaMoon]

Oooh ! Hope your OK ?

So its a hit and run then ?

You should have a crime # from the police at this stage ?

 

[SportMonkey]

I'm

Oooh ! Hope your OK ?

So its a hit and run then ?

You should have a crime # from the police at this stage ?

I'm grand, have an incident number I think on my voicemail. Not holding out for GMP to do anything though.