smokeysmoo
Legendary Member
- Location
- Bolton, not very far from Nob End
All's well that ends well, have great time 

One set of roof bars now fitted, one roof box now fitted, one roof box now filled, one car with seats all in correct place.. I'm off tthe have the Sloe now
I used this place some years ago. First class.
Thule Bars, Box & 3 bike racks... one set of keys fit all. Fast delivery. Super Doop.
The reason I used them was the awesome service at Halfords:
"Gary, the gentleman would like to see some roof boxes".
10 minutes later a boy of (12?) came up and pointed at the roof-box display.
I asked him if he could tell me anything about them (there were about eight on a rack).
"Yeah... Uh... These are bigger ones... and these are... uh... smaller. you can get more stuff in the bigger ones..."
That was helpful, so I got brave and asked about the advantages of the Thule ones.
He looked confused, then made a sord of 'rocket' swoosh with his arms and said:
"They're, like, more... aerodynamic?" The interrogative inflection was all his.
He had a triumphant look on his face for getting the question right and I bought online.
I buy motor oil, bulbs & little bits of bike stuff at Halfords, but I'm not sure roof boxes are their specialist subject.
He looked confused, then made a sord of 'rocket' swoosh with his arms and said:
"They're, like, more... aerodynamic?" The interrogative inflection was all his.
See, the problem is he hasn't been properly trained to Halfords' exacting standards. If he had been, he would then have known that he had to run around with his arms stretched out making aeroplane noises, before stating in the interrogative that they're more aerodynamic
Ok, to conclude the tale......
When dealing with the nice man from Kent, he asked where the courier could leave the bars if no-one home. My house is set well back off the main road & unless you were stood on my doorstep you can't even see the gate down the side as it's hidden behind a huge hedge - I told him to leave them beind the gate if no-one home.
I went out at 7.30 this morn, home a few hours later in til just before 15.00 then shopping getting home at just after 16.00..No bars Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!
So I starts the game of luggage tetris, rear seats down, middle row middle seat down, #3's car seat out & in the front, two middle row seats down, tent in, bags in, cooler in, tent out, bags out..You get the picture
After almost 3 hours I had come to conclussion that not everything was going to fit..Ok ditch the wind break, could we all sleep on the double air bed, loose the single & quilt to go with it? Do we really need clean socks & pants for every day? How about leave the laundry basket full of dried/tinned food behind & go shopping once there..?
My poor head was spinning.. Just as I was about to retire & ponder such things over a large glass of Sloe, my neighbour appeared..."Mandy, I have somethign for you, it was delivered earlier"
OMFG BANG HEAD ON WALL
One set of roof bars now fitted, one roof box now fitted, one roof box now filled, one car with seats all in correct place.. I'm off tthe have the Sloe now
i've had two sets of bars from roofbox.co.uk and would, like mr paul, recommend them heartily…