Opposite my house..

[classic33]

If they had been round here they wouldn't have lasted the morning out we have swarms of pilfering gits scrap collectors operating around here.

They get everywhere.

 

[Pro Tour Punditry]

Give it a week more and...

That's his back garden, now that he's given up on the grass.

 

[stephec]

As if anyone could afford a Jaguar.... tsk.

That's not a Jaguar, it's a Mondeo with a fancy overcoat.

 

[ufkacbln]

For thoise who have been around for a while.... remeber the "WhatshouldIputonthefence" website in its heyday

Perhaps this could be the start of a new site and media frenzy

www.whatshouldiputoncracklesstreet.co.uk

 

[Archie_tect]

That's not a Jaguar, it's a Mondeo with a fancy overcoat.

That's makes it sound as if it would be reasonably reliable and sensible to own...

 

[Archie_tect]

Prescott the Ship's Purser.... always sounds like it should be cockney rhyming slang for something disgusting.

 

[John the Monkey]

Tsk.... you guys are hopeless. The answer's obvious: opposite house are having their garden remodelled and the soil technician has turned up with his equipment and the boss on the executive bike to quote the price. Obviously it would be inviting theft to leave his tools in the barrow on the street so he took them in with him.

Then where's his "NO TOOLS LEFT IN THIS WHEELBARROW OVERNIGHT" sign, smartypants?

 

[Crackle]

Oh yeah; still there.

 

[Archie_tect]

Are they wired as a booby trap?

 

[Crackle]

Ooooh....

I'm harnessing the sniffer dog now.

 

[FeistySquirrel]

Now that is some good Photoshopping!

 

[threebikesmcginty]

Crax

 

[ufkacbln]

Then where's his "NO TOOLS LEFT IN THIS WHEELBARROW OVERNIGHT" sign, smartypants?

OT... there is a white van that drives around Portsmouth and has a sign on the back

The only tools in this van are the driver and passenger

 

[John the Monkey]

"is a wheelbarrow stored /
Outside of every door /
It's Just on the street Crackle lives"

(chorus)

 

[Crackle]

Well I've just seen the old vicar give a quick glance before rescuing the wheelbarrow into his front garden.

So, all gone.

Amen.