'Original' telly ideas...Hmmmmm

[LCpl Boiled Egg]

Last Tango In Halifax

Someone is about to drink a can of fizzy orange pop in a branch of a well-known building society. Can the teams find them before the time runs out?

 

[Vapin' Joe]

Top of The Pops. Panelists have to guess how many sex offences each performer and presenter has been convicted of.

 

[NorthernDave]

Top of the Plops - the long awaited return of "Dr" Gillian McKeith and her colonic irrigation equipment...

 

[roadrash]

The Big Bang Theory.
Fun with explosives!

somewhere in the afterlife I think this show already exists.........hosted by vernon

 

[roadrash]

ice road fukers.....a visit to Icelandic brothels

 

[CanucksTraveller]

The Wire.

12 cycle owners compete to see who can successfully route a new rear derailleur cable internally on a carbon frame using just pipe cleaners and bits of cotton. Contains strong language.

 

[LCpl Boiled Egg]

Peter Rabbit gets Myxomatosis.

There's no humour in this, I just want the thieving little vandal to disappear from Cbeebies iPlayer.

 

[MarquisMatsugae]

Property Ladder.
Contestants scour London with a different ladder each week asking the public "Is this ladder your property ?"
Whoever finds the owner of the ladder wins a voucher for Screwfix.

 

[LCpl Boiled Egg]

Apologies for digging up this thread, but this one has being going round my head all day. Hopefully this will get rid of it...

Lino Duty

Ste Varnott works for Ace! (E12), London's top flooring store. Someone is stealing the carpet sample books. He must find out who it is before they move on to the hard stuff.

 

[Yellow Fang]

Sick Britain - a hard hitting investigative journalism programme. What happens is a manager at a company receives a call from one of his team who says he's feeling rather under the weather and can't make it in that day. Then the camera crew rush down to the employee's address and catch him walking to the river with a fishing rod in his hand. Six months later they follow him up where he says he wasn't sacked, but he was given a written warning, and when there was a round of redundancies he was on the list.

 

[Drago]

Coronation Street. A hilarious comedy, about how down and out alky, Arthur Street, discovers he's next in line for the throne.

 

[Drago]

Jeremy Pile. Each week a different sleb with the name Jeremy undergoes a rectal examination on live TV.

 

[Drago]

The Generation Game. A new series, based on an original Russian programme made by KGB Enterprises. A political dissident has electrodes attached to his gonads, and the winner is the one who can make him squeal loudest as they furiously wind the field telephone generator.

 

[Drago]

World of Spurt.

Documentary about men with erectile distinction.

 

[Nigel-YZ1]

Ground Farce.
Where Formula 1 teams compete to see which can assemble a Yardmaster shed the quickest.

Yes I've has a fun weekend... Not!