Ouch my back!

[gavgav]

Ouch! Get better soon @Pat "5mph"

 

[Pat "5mph"]

Ouch ouch ouch. I hope it gets better soon. Has Mad Doug offered to come round and massage it yet?

I don't think the cat would let him in

 

[Fubar]

Keep training ... it's youuuuuuu!!!! (think lottery big finger pointing)

I was out today, as you know. Training hard at 12 point something mph.. Will need to improve to keep up with you and your severely outdated "5 mph" moniker.
Anyhoo ...... you're getting in early with the excuses. "Oooooh I cannae make it, it's my sore back; remember when I hurt it back in September?"
No scuse signora!

I think you two should get a tandem (and a room!) then @Pat "5mph" can sit on the back "smokin' a fag" whilst @Brandane does all the hard work - at least that way she won't be able to stop every 5 feckin' minutes to take a picture or look at the shops!!

No curries the night before though @Brandane

 

[phil_hg_uk]

Ouch ouch ouch. I hope it gets better soon. Has Mad Doug offered to come round and massage it yet?

And he could massage her back while he is there

 

[Pat "5mph"]

I think you two should get a tandem (and a room!) then @Pat "5mph" can sit on the back "smokin' a fag" whilst @Brandane does all the hard work - at least that way she won't be able to stop every 5 feckin' minutes to take a picture or look at the shops!!

No curries the night before though @Brandane

Been off the bike for 2 days, went swimming as @Crackle suggested, can't get out of my chair now
Took me ages to get out of bed this morning
Determined to ride to work tomorrow, it's a 6.30am start, NOT getting a taxi
.... maybe @Brandane will come collect me in a low step tandem?
Ah, the joys of getting old!

 

[Crackle]

You daft old bat. That was carlp. I said heat and stretch.

 

[Brandane]

.... maybe @Brandane will come collect me in a low step tandem?

To the rescue! ......

 

[Pat "5mph"]

You daft old bat. That was carlp. I said heat and stretch.

Did also go in the steam room, stretched in there a bit

 

[Pro Tour Punditry]

I think it only fair to highlight that @Crackle is probably the last person you want to be taking advice from re being fit enough to ride a bike; his knees have baffled medical science.

 

[Brandane]

You daft old bat

Ho you! Did you just call our lass a daft old bat? Haud me back!

 

[Pat "5mph"]

Ho you! Did you just call our lass a daft old bat? Haud me back!

Yeah, less of the daft!

 

[Brandane]

Yeah, less of the daft!

I was thinking less of the bat .

 

[Fubar]

You daft old bat. That was carlp. I said heat and stretch.

Never mind the referendum, you just insulted the Queen! Orf with his heid!!!

 

[Pat "5mph"]

@Crackle

 

[stephec]

Ouch ouch ouch. I hope it gets better soon. Has Mad Doug offered to come round and massage it yet?

He's in the queue behind me.