Fnaar
Smutmaster General
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Miss Goodbody poured my out of date sauce over her rather ripe festive puddings with very pleasing results
Are you after Patrick's crown of 'funny things to eat'.Would you eat them? The pudding's best before date is the end of June this year and the rum sauce's is the end of November 2014 .I found them at the back of our cupboard. I'm tempted but maybe a bit wary of the sauce,with it being 74% milk and over a year out of date.
But the sauce might be full of dangerous bacteria?
When I were a lad my mother would make her Christmas puddings and cake and pickled onions a year in advance.
This was when a Christmas pud had silver threepenny bits in
How do you know it is undrinkable? There must be a time when everything else in the house has gone that it will be drinkable.
She won't let me near her tuppence though.I think @Fnaar uses Miss Goodbody's thrupneys.
and on occasion a tanner if she bobs.
I have some expensive Icelandic Gin, bought in Reykjavik airport in September, that is undrinkable and has no sell by date. Does anyone want to take it off my hands?
Use it in the car washer bottle as anti-freeze.
I like your thinking. That will leave me with the screen wash to drink with ice and a slice.
Steer clear of the sauce I think.Cant help you with the puds I'm afraid.My father beamed whenever he saw a Christmas pudding-it was all his to eat!I hate the things and it didn't surprise me at all when I discovered 8 of the things in my Mothers house,one of which,a Wine Society offering,dated to 2010.What I can tell you is that the birds wouldn't touch them.not even the seagulls,though that may be due to alcohol in the mix.Have a nice yoghurt instead!Would you eat them? The pudding's best before date is the end of June this year and the rum sauce's is the end of November 2014 .I found them at the back of our cupboard. I'm tempted but maybe a bit wary of the sauce,with it being 74% milk and over a year out of date.