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Ha ha!Marriage is like a deck of cards; At first, it's all hearts and diamonds. In the end, all you really want is a club and a spade.
I love my ex and she loves me but we can't help arguing, and that's why we split up!It is sometimes difficult for me to accept that arguing is something to be expected in a marriage (or indeed any relationship). How can you argue with, and hate even, someone you profess to love?
It is sometimes difficult for me to accept that arguing is something to be expected in a marriage (or indeed any relationship). How can you argue with, and hate even, someone you profess to love?
I love my ex and she loves me but we can't help arguing, and that's why we split up!
Example of a recent argument:
I step into road without looking and is about to get hit by a bus. I grab her by the arm and yank her back to safety on the pavement. The bus misses her by inches.
Me "Don't you grab hold of me like that! Why did you do that?"
Hubby: "You were about to get squashed by that bus!"
Me: "What bus?"
I point to the bus ...
Hubby: "THAT bus!"
Me: "I didn't see it!"
Hubby: "You stepped into the road without looking!"
Me: "No I didnt"
Hubby: "Well if you did look, why didn't you see the bus then!"
Me: "Because there was no bus!"
Hubby: "I just don't want to watch you die in front of me! I'm always telling you to pay more attention crossing the road ..."
Me: "Yeh right you are just worrying of who would iron your shirt and cook you dinner, wanst you? "
Hubby: "Well yeah and I need a nanny for the kids"
Me: Watch out or you might end under a bus if you dont shut your cakehole
And so it went on ...
both pulling faces at each other like 10 year olds