&!*% OW CROSSBAR! How long will it hurt?

[subaqua]

anything from a few hours to a few days. depends how hard you hit em. I have a friend who managed to split the tank on his motorbike with his testicles when he had a crash. the pictures of the bruises were gruesome ( TBH the pictures without the bruises were bad enough.)

 

[Piemaster]

You (or preferably partner/friend) need to pinch the bit of skin between your nostrils really hard.

It won't stop your groin hurting but it will take your mind off it.

 

[funnymummy]

Cheers Angel x

 

[Angelfishsolo]

Cheers Angel x

Feeling better now? x

 

[abo]

split the tank on his motorbike with his testicles when he had a crash

Jesus!

 

[abo]

Freddies little solider might be painful in a while though. I seem to remember it is less painful when young but that might be a phallicy

I remember getting floored by a kick to the groin when I was 9! Freddie is 7, he was still complaining about it 'stinging' a couple of hours later but didn't mention it after that.

 

[Angelfishsolo]

I remember getting floored by a kick to the groin when I was 9! Freddie is 7, he was still complaining about it 'stinging' a couple of hours later but didn't mention it after that.

Glad he's OK. I'm disappointed no one picked up on my play on words though

 

[Bluebell72]

I laughed

 

[abo]

I laughed

+1 but I was on a conference call at the time so I was distracted

 

[Cyclopathic]

I colided with a car once (my fault) and hit the headset so hard with my groinal area that it bent it and my drop hbars. missed my goolies but brused absolutely everything and was sore for days. Unfortunately as the pain subsided so did the swelling.

 

[Angelfishsolo]

I laughed

AH thank you

 

[Angelfishsolo]

+1 but I was on a conference call at the time so I was distracted

Yer yer. The old conference call excuse

 

[abo]

Yer yer. The old conference call excuse

Works every time. Well, I use it every time, dunno if it *actually* works

 

[Angelfishsolo]

Works every time. Well, I use it every time, dunno if it *actually* works

 

[Cubist]

r, and is visible bruising likely?

not if you keep your shorts on