Only last week I was telling my mate at work that since I put on some Continental Gatorskins (2000 miles ago) I hadn't had a puncture.
Guess what, huge chunk of glass punctured my front tyre whilst going up a steep climb in pissing rain and a strong headwind 3 days later, deep joy.
Compounded by snapping one of my cheap, shitty tyre levers and receiving a nasty cut removing the glass, so got back to my car wet, dirty and muddy (I live 45 miles from work, drive 30ish, park in a layby and bike the remaining 13.5 each way).
Now got some good metal tyre levers and a nice pair of small offset snipe nosed pliers in my saddle bag, along with a small pack of plasters and some wet wipes.
Moral of the story? Never miss a good opportunity to shut the f**k up