P*ssing in the shower
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Lardyboy
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Most definitely! 
Dayvo
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rich p said:Mrs richp confessed , slightly shamefacedly, to me yesterday that she was so desperate that she'd p*ssed in the shower. Had I ever done that she asked?
I told her that I can barely remember an occasion when I hadn't
Is it only me?
No!
But NOT on a regular basis!
Dayvo
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Once, however, hungover on a crossing between Stockholm and Helsinki, I was puking and shitting at the same time in the shower! 
I DID clean up after me, though!
I DID clean up after me, though!
Dayvo said:Once, however, hungover on a crossing between Stockholm and Helsinki, I was puking and shitting at the same time in the shower!
I DID clean up after me, though!
Good grief
I've not been that bad, but as for pi****g in the shower, well, um, most nights.
Dayvo
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Has anyone ever drunk any? For a bet/laugh?
Hypothetically speaking, of course!
Hypothetically speaking, of course!
twentysix by twentyfive
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Dayvo said:Has anyone ever drunk any? For a bet/laugh?
Hypothetically speaking, of course!
Is that why you were puking and shitting in the shower ?
twentysix by twentyfive said:Is that why you were puking and shitting in the shower ?
I have. I got absolutely wasted one night, must have woken up in the middle of the night needing a wee, found the first thing in the room I could, which was a pint glass. Anyway, upon waking, totally parched, I grabbed the first thing to hand which had fluid and downed it. Surprisingly tasteless although it hadn't had time to, er, ferment.
However, definitely not something to repeat!
Dayvo
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twentysix by twentyfive said:Is that why you were puking and shitting in the shower ?
Oh no! That was a different occasion! Hypothetically!
twentysix by twentyfive
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Dayvo said:Oh no! That was a different occasion! Hypothetically!
So what were the "symptoms" on the Hypothetical ocassion?
Dayvo
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twentysix by twentyfive
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Dayvo said:
They stopped that clip just as he was gonna eat the carrot
Dayvo
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Apologies for a bad joke:
A homosexual goes into a delicatessen and asks for a large salami sausage.
He is asked if he wants it to be sliced up, to which he replies, 'What do you think my arse is, a moneybox?
A homosexual goes into a delicatessen and asks for a large salami sausage.
He is asked if he wants it to be sliced up, to which he replies, 'What do you think my arse is, a moneybox?
