Panic as woman fails to tweet for 30 minutes.

[Globalti]

http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2013/09/14/panic-as-woman-goes-missing-on-social-media-for-10-minutes/

 

[Col5632]

Don't know if it's serious or not lol

 

[tyred]

Probably made up but I wouldn't be entirely surprised.

 

[ColinJ]

Don't know if it's serious or not lol

Probably made up but I wouldn't be entirely surprised.

I suggest that other headlines on the site might give a clue as to how seriously to take it:

• Syria puts its entire chemical weapons stockpile on eBay
• Concern over plans to reintroduce witches to East Anglia
• Fame-hungry whore dumps fame-hungry whore for being a fame-hungry whore
• ...

 

[tyred]

I suggest that other headlines on the site might give a clue as to how seriously to take it:

• Syria puts its entire chemical weapons stockpile on eBay
• Concern over plans to reintroduce witches to East Anglia
• Fame-hungry whore dumps fame-hungry whore for being a fame-hungry whore
• ...

You always have to spoil things with common sense....

 

[Schneil]

http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2013/08/24/gcses-to-replaced-by-hunger-games/

‘A rapier-like wit is little defence in the face of an AK47 and improper apostrophe usage,’ said H. Humbert, headmaster of St Winifred’s House. ‘Besides, if you want brute force and violence to triumph over genuine academic talent, you can always send your children to private school.’

 

[classic33]

God has signed for Hudderdfield Town.
Another headline on there.

 

[Hill Wimp]

and I believed the reintroduction of witches to East Anglia too

 

[asterix]

I didn't know they had run out of them, that's what made me suspicious.

 

[Venod]

If you lke this sort of thing try.

http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/

 

[Hill Wimp]

If you lke this sort of thing try.

http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/

So that's where the Scaley Mail gets its new from arhh.

 

[Maz]

Fears that Prince William’s military exit will see him a homeless drunk by 2015
Prince Williams plans to leave the Services following active duty in the hostile wilds of North Wales have sparked fresh concerns that he could be living on the streets within two years.

Anxious colleagues believe that the prince lacks the strong support network which helps many servicemen and women adjust to life outside the Army, Navy or RAF, and have raised fears that a period of heavy drinking will see the Duke of Cambridge divorce, unable to hold down a steady job and slip through the net of high society.

‘If his family can pull together and support him, then with time and patience he can become accustomed to life on civvy street,’ explained Major General Admiral Jason Statham. ‘However, knowing William and his dysfunctional family, I am confident that he will soon be palace-less and facing the life of a street drinker.’