fossyant
Ride It Like You Stole It!
- Location
- South Manchester
I had business in Decathlon yesterday (picking up a freewheel for sons bike). 
Wheeled in, and asked if it was OK to bring the bike in. The cycle workshop manager said leave it here.
So of I toddled, returning to the bike after I'd picked up the spares to get my wallet. Two of the chaps said 'nice commuting bike' yadda yadda and we got into a bit of a conversation.
Off I went to the tills, and I could hear them say to one of the other mechanics 'have a look at this', 'nice' said the other one. 'How many lights has he got ?' - poking about, 'four on the front and four on the back'.
The mechanic went
. You should have seen his face ! 
I shouted over 'I'm paranoid, was knocked off a few years back and smashed my shoulder up' - 'ah.....'
Anyway, back there again tonight to return a faulty freewheel (bought a replacement first so sons bike not off the road).

Wheeled in, and asked if it was OK to bring the bike in. The cycle workshop manager said leave it here.
So of I toddled, returning to the bike after I'd picked up the spares to get my wallet. Two of the chaps said 'nice commuting bike' yadda yadda and we got into a bit of a conversation.
Off I went to the tills, and I could hear them say to one of the other mechanics 'have a look at this', 'nice' said the other one. 'How many lights has he got ?' - poking about, 'four on the front and four on the back'.
The mechanic went


I shouted over 'I'm paranoid, was knocked off a few years back and smashed my shoulder up' - 'ah.....'

Anyway, back there again tonight to return a faulty freewheel (bought a replacement first so sons bike not off the road).