Parcel Force are supposed to be delivering a package to us. We viewed the tracking this morning and it had left the local depot and was listed as "Out for delivery". We have just checked again as it hadn't arrived (no surprise there) and it is listed as "Unable to deliver owing to adverse weather conditions". You couldn't make it up. I reckon the driver has been having lessons from Yodel, that's the sort of crap they come out with. Perhaps the sunshine was dazzling the driver. We will probably never know!

they and the RSCPA (somewhat worryingly) were the only people to find the house without explicit directions. Even 999 services (ambulance & fire brigade both needed over the 12 years we lived there) needed someone at the main road to flag them down.