pee in a pot

[Silver Fox]

just been told by other half that its easier for us males to provide a urine sample than it is for females, because we can just put our 'end in' the pot !!

sorry if this offends anybody but had to share with all

There's always ....
http://www.shewee.com/

 

[Cubist]

Much harder to get a "sample" following a vasectomy.
Bit of a bugger trying to keep the pot still with one hand and attempts to "aim" with the other

Missed altogether during one IVF procedure, had to "recover" what I could....

 

[Herr-B]

I've watched The Full Monty, proof if needed that women can stand, aim, and pee as well as any man.

 

[biggs682]

I've watched The Full Monty, proof if needed that women can stand, aim, and pee as well as any man.

forgot about that

 

[Moon bunny]

Obviously you don't have a piercing as with a ring you have two holes where the ring enters and exits which complicates things as you pee like a garden sprinkler apparently although on the positive side ladies love it apparently

I am sure I do not. One boyfriend became an ex- the second I caught sight of his metallic addition.

 

[biggs682]

all done now just got to wait for results

 

[shouldbeinbed]

just been told by other half that its easier for us males to provide a urine sample than it is for females, because we can just put our 'end in' the pot !!

sorry if this offends anybody but had to share with all

Ok the correct response is to get onto ebay and buy a full Ice Hockey goalminders kit, pick up a spare 'box' whilst you're at it. when they arrive, put them all on, stand behind some heavy furniture, have 999 dialled into your phone ready to hit call and then suggest to her that she needs to do some pelvic floor exercises to improve her control.

 

[ufkacbln]

Much harder to get a "sample" following a vasectomy.
Bit of a bugger trying to keep the pot still with one hand and attempts to "aim" with the other

I used to run the "Samples desk" at a Naval sick bay

We used to keep getting failed results commonly because of either lubricants, the spermicide in a condom having killed the little buggers off, samples contaminated with saliva, or in one case faeces.

 

[Headgardener]

Had mine in 1993' reversed in 2001 and re-done in 2010

Worked fine but can't look a freshly plucked chicken or Aubergine in the eye these days without cringing.

How do you pluck an aubergine?

 

[TonyEnjoyD]

How do you pluck an aubergine?

Give it a hair transplant first

 

[Speicher]

Did you hear about the two men living in London who wanted to donate to the sperm bank. It was not a success, one came on the bus, and the other one missed the tube.

 

[biggs682]

Did you hear about the two men living in London who wanted to donate to the sperm bank. It was not a success, one came on the bus, and the other one missed the tube.

very good you deserve more than a like for that