Peeing in the shower

[wafflycat]

Pee in a pot. Pee goes on compost heap. Excellent stuff.

 

[sheddy]

Has this come up again ? Please hold on to it till 2010

 

[Globalti]

I used to pee on the compost until one day when I noticed that the old bird's nest I had thrown on there was alive with hungry fleas, which were all leaping onto my exposed bits for a meal. Mrs RR went absolutlely stark staring mad and made me get the house fumigated.

 

[numbnuts]

What about peeing in your wetsuit

but I don’t suppose many of you have wetsuits

 

[Globalti]

Done that.

 

[Arch]

poo in pool, clean it out and ppl can return witihn half an hour. pee and it needs 24 hours before use. how do you know with pee? poo very obvious

Hang on, I thought it was the other way round, it's poo that's the problem. Urine is sterile anyway.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

I'm having lunch in a minute - can we hold the wee and poo talk for half an hour!!!!

 

[wafflycat]

I'm having lunch in a minute - can we hold the wee and poo talk for half an hour!!!!

No problem as long as we've been doing our pelvic floor exercises regularly

 

[threebikesmcginty]

No problem as long as we've been doing our pelvic floor exercises regularly

 

[dubman]

Poo tastes like shoot !

 

[dellzeqq]

which puts me in mind of my favourite newspaper small ad

'if you think your shoot is chocolate and your piss is champagne sit on my face and feed me slowly'

 

[trustysteed]

which puts me in mind of my favourite newspaper small ad

'if you think your shoot is chocolate and your piss is champagne sit on my face and feed me slowly'

how much did it cost you to place that ad?

 

[yello]

Peeing on your feet is a cure for athletes foot - allegedly

I always pee on my feet... I thought it was only women that sat down.

 

[Archie_tect]

apparently it's good for ear-ache. The trick is the delivery....

...requires the assistance of a second person tho'...that's just not right...

 

[Archie_tect]

Has this come up again ? Please hold on to it till 2010

.......can't hold on for 3 months without use of a bung and a catheter...