People who have cameras......

[Crackle]

People who have cameras are the kind of people who iron their socks, tuck their T-shirts in and line their books up on shelves in alhabetical order.

They mostly posess regional accents, slightly squeaky regional accents except for the women who have deeper voices than you would expect. People with clipped English accents do not need cameras, authority is with them wherever they go.

In appearance they are paler than normal, thin with short hair. As teenagers acne was a continuous problem.

They do not do discussion, merely rebuttal, denial, exasperation and a strong line in injustice.

Jobwise they are likely to be specailists in something detailed and technical requiring attention to detail.

Hobbies include, model making, needlework, knitting, Judo and making videos.

It is best not to engage these people in normal conversation.



Sorry: All this camera stuff is getting a bit serious lately. Feel free to have a bash at steretyping me

 

[silverbow]

Thanks I new I was missing something... I must rush out and buy a camera, if I could only get this morris dancing kit off.

 

[zimzum42]

Strike me as being like the kids at school who were forever going to the teacher and grassing up everyone else in the class....

 

[MacB]

Yeahm but they're engaging, have you ever spent an evening talking shutter speeds, what a hoot

 

[cheadle hulme]

Are you referring to Cab on the other (resurrected) thread?

I didn't want to say, but he does come over as a bit of a nob doesn't he?

Either drag the driver out of the car and kick his head in or let it go. All this drama queen stuff is pathetic.

 

[mr_cellophane]

People who have cameras are the kind of people who iron their socks, tuck their T-shirts in and line their books up on shelves in alhabetical order.
Yes to all those for me

They mostly posess regional accents, slightly squeaky regional accents except for the women who have deeper voices than you would expect. People with clipped English accents do not need cameras, authority is with them wherever they go.
No

In appearance they are paler than normal, thin with short hair. As teenagers acne was a continuous problem.
Yes to all those for me

They do not do discussion, merely rebuttal, denial, exasperation and a strong line in injustice.
No

Jobwise they are likely to be specailists in something detailed and technical requiring attention to detail.
Yes

Hobbies include, model making, needlework, knitting, Judo and making videos.
No

Well that's me half way there, obviously I need a rear facing camera as well.

 

[magnatom]

People who have cameras are the kind of people who iron their socks, tuck their T-shirts in and line their books up on shelves in alhabetical order.

That is definitely not me!

They mostly posess regional accents, slightly squeaky regional accents except for the women who have deeper voices than you would expect. People with clipped English accents do not need cameras, authority is with them wherever they go.

I only get squeaky when I have an 'incident'. The rest of the time my voice is like a smoother Sean Connery (and and its a west coast version which is an improvement in itself!)

In appearance they are paler than normal, thin with short hair. As teenagers acne was a continuous problem.

All reasonably accurate.......ok, maybe calling me thin bit is a little bit of a stretch (pun intended!)

They do not do discussion, merely rebuttal, denial, exasperation and a strong line in injustice.

Certainly not me!! Prove it!!!!!!!

Jobwise they are likely to be specailists in something detailed and technical requiring attention to detail.

I'm a generalist within a specialty. Not sure if that qualifies!

Hobbies include, model making, needlework, knitting, Judo and making videos.

Hmm. I made Airfix fighter jets when I was a kid, but I leave the needle work to the wife!

It is best not to engage these people in normal conversation.

This is probably correct. You'd be lucky to get a word in edge-ways!

 

[Eat MY Dust]

My camera was a present and TBH I prefer to use it to show my speed and superior cycing skills! You do know trhat you don't have to read or watch any of the threads about videos. I'm a youtube addict so having my own channel is great fun.

 

[magnatom]

My camera was a present and TBH I prefer to use it to show my speed and superior cycing skills! You do know trhat you don't have to read or watch any of the threads about videos. I'm a youtube addict so having my own channel is great fun.

Bet you've not got as many subscribers as I have! Nah, nah, nah naaah, naaaaaah!

 

[Cab]

People who have cameras are the kind of people who iron their socks, tuck their T-shirts in and line their books up on shelves in alhabetical order.

Iron? Whats an iron? Alphabetical... Nope. Never heard of that.

They mostly posess regional accents, slightly squeaky regional accents except for the women who have deeper voices than you would expect. People with clipped English accents do not need cameras, authority is with them wherever they go.

Regional. Yes. Proudly. I speak proper, like. If you're not a Geordie ye waddn't ken, like.

[auote]In appearance they are paler than normal, thin with short hair. As teenagers acne was a continuous problem.[/quote]

Ruddy looking. Average length hair. Never had bad acne. Pretty much irresistable, to be honest.

They do not do discussion, merely rebuttal, denial, exasperation and a strong line in injustice.

Ahh, yes, so all the discussions based around footage posted here were just imagined...

Jobwise they are likely to be specailists in something detailed and technical requiring attention to detail.

You mean, they're educated and skilled? Okay.

Hobbies include, model making, needlework, knitting, Judo and making videos.

Nope.

It is best not to engage these people in normal conversation.

You're entitled to your opinion, of course, wrong though it is...

Sorry: All this camera stuff is getting a bit serious lately. Feel free to have a bash at steretyping me

[bash at stereotyping]
People who take issue with those who have cameras are, typically, the sort prone to inferiority complexes. They're the people who embrace that tiny part of themselves that wants to see their friends fail, the ones who constantly wonder whether 'it' is big enough, and who just don't believe that their friends like them no matter how much reassurance they get. Indeed, their very criticism of camera users is indicative of much of this ingrained paranoid inferiority complex that they have, its merely yet another way (alongside the failure in *ahem* being able to perform) that this condition manifests.
[/bash at stereotyping[/i]

Will that do you?

 

[MacB]

My camera was a present and TBH I prefer to use it to show my speed and superior cycing skills! You do know trhat you don't have to read or watch any of the threads about videos. I'm a youtube addict so having my own channel is great fun.

Ah, the show-off angle, don't think Crackle covered that one, you definitely seem to go pretty darn fast

 

[Crackle]

Yes that'll do, something that made me laugh, perfect.

Damn these stereotypical generalizations, you just can't rely on them.

 

[magnatom]

Attempt at stereotyping crackle:

Your the type that would get your ar$e kicked on a judo mat by folk who wear cameras....

 

[ChrisKH]

All this may be true. Please let me have your commute details and I shall drive at you in a 4 x 4,knock you off, stop in front of you, jump out and then viciously assault you. You'll start speaking in a regional dialect then, I guarantee it.

If only I had a camera suitable for nightriding I could use one all year round. (No that wasn't an invite for a 20 page discussion on night vision cameras.)

 

[Crackle]

Attempt at stereotyping crackle:

Your the type that would get your ar$e kicked on a judo mat by folk who wear cameras....

I said laugh not fantasise