Personal ads for fellow cc members

[karlos_the_jackal]

This could prove to be a highly explosive thread.

Please do a short personal ad for another cc member (as im still a newbie, well less than 3 months i'm excused, and it was my idea)

You can either put there name in or let others try to guess who.

 

[Kovu]

Has quite a big head, must need a girl who accepts that I am right all the time. Unsure why I am doing this ad, I already know that you love me.

Easy to guess that one

 

[Lisa21]

Has quite a big head, must need a girl who accepts that I am right all the time. Unsure why I am doing this ad, I already know that you love me. Fact.

Easy to guess that one

Just added the word you missed out there Kovu

 

[oxbob]

Midlands girl seeks male. Must like ferrets/seals, shagging and annoying elderly neighbour.Btw where is she? haven't seen her posting recently

 

[Cubist]

She's been on the forum today, but hasn't posted anything since she went looking for a bedside lamp.

 

[thomas]

She's been on the forum today, but hasn't posted anything since she went looking for a bedside lamp.

I went looking for a bedside lamp but I'm not a ladddieee, so it must be someone else.

 

[Cubist]

I went looking for a bedside lamp but I'm not a ladddieee, so it must be someone else.

Sorry Thomas, my mistake. She posted to your lamp thread on 27th Sept.

 

[ComedyPilot]

Homely nymphomaniac, excellent cook, and avid cyclist in York seeks discerning gentleman for cycle rides to cake shops in the Yorkshire countryside.

Must have own whip and black leather trousers.

 

[Arch]

I'm so hoping that's not me...

Anyway, I have my own whip.

 

[ComedyPilot]

I'm so hoping that's not me...

Anyway, I have my own whip.

Sh1t, fell at the first fence and rumbled, I'm out of this gaff before I get my lugs clipped.

 

[Arch]

Your lugs are safe, it was actually sort of flattering.

 

[Jane Smart]

Young male, very attractive, looking for suitable young female ( ok does not have to be young ) to go cycling with.

Sometimes I see a MILF that would do too

I have strong opinions on things, so you have to agree with me

 

[ComedyPilot]

Your lugs are safe, it was actually sort of flattering.

That isn't the wind you can hear rattling the windows, it's me breathing a sigh of relief.

 

[ComedyPilot]

Young male, very attractive, looking for suitable young female ( ok does not have to be young ) to go cycling with.

Sometimes I see a MILF that would do too

I have strong opinions on things, so you have to agree with me

Joe or Blazed, got to be?

 

[Jane Smart]

Joe or Blazed, got to be?

ok guess