Personal maintenance: finally got that belly button fluff problem sorted.

[Dayvo]

What is belly button fluff?

I've heard people talk about it but cannot understand its origins.

You asked for it!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Navel_lint

 

[Dayvo]

Knob cheese

You didn't ask for it, but you're going to get it!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Smegma

 

[trustysteed]

Actually it's the lint from the tumble dryer filter........just in case anyone was wondering.

i knew cos i've got a shopping bag half full of it on top of my tumble dryer! always use a piece of it to start scraping the new stuff off the filter, much easier.

 

[betty swollocks]

oh dear. I really did start to go off on some very unfortunate tangents as a result of clicking on those wiki links.

 

[TVC]

You could harvest your ear hair, post it to Arch, and see if she can knit you a scarf for winter.

 

[cheadle hulme]

You didn't ask for it, but you're going to get it!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Smegma

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaargh !! Did it need a picture for goodness sakes??????

 

[ComedyPilot]

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaargh !! Did it need a picture for goodness sakes??????

 

[Lisa21]

Oh. Dear. God.

Why??????????

Why did I start reading this thread???

 

[betty swollocks]

Oh. Dear. God.

Why??????????

Why did I start reading this thread???

Well, by your self-admission, you're a perv.
Should be right up your street!

 

[Lisa21]

Hey, Excuse me but my perv title had been "thrust upon me" ,so to speak, by someone on here (cant remember who) due to me commenting favourably on a lycra-clad male bot-tom I saw one day whilst minding my own business going home (perfectly normal scarlet-blooded female behaviour I thought)

I kept it as I am yet to come up with anything more suitable.

Suggestions on a postcard please...................