Ok, so let's ban knives (you can cut yourself with one, careful now), cars (awful, dangerous machines) ... actually, any kind of electrical machine (especially hedge trimmers! You'll have your finger off with one of those!) And motorbikes, (good God, they are shockingly dangerous!). How about ladders? If one of them goes over, you're in trouble!
In fact, let's ban bicycles too ... can you imagine how insane it is to propel yourself along on something that can't even stand up by itself? Yes, they've got to go.
Once we've banned everything, we can even ban walking (you could trip up) until a Government Approved Walking Instructor has covered you in bubble wrap and escorted you round your own living room as you hang on to him, screaming in terror as you realise how high your head is above the carpet and just what might happen if you do trip up!