Pffttttt boomp, boomp boomp...

[Aperitif]

- here we go again...

 

[Sh4rkyBloke]

Eel be along to say it was j'oyster joke soon...

 

[Crackle]

Have those tyres got a herring bone pattern on them? If so they'll give you a squid'gy ride. They are good for riding with others in shoals, though I'd net yourself a new pair if I were you. Shop around if you don't want to filleted otherwise you'll be gutted if you pay too much.

 

[Aperitif]

Ah soles! Very important are soles; keep our feet on the ground...
It was only a puncture but it has turned into a reel thread - trawling the depths as per...

 

[Dayvo]

Bottoms bottoms bottoms bum bum bum...

Nice sunny day - enjoy your rides!

Shame about your flat, Aperitif, but you really shouldn't have been playing hopscotch on it!

 

[fossyant]

Yes - oil spots - nasty

Oil.......too much oil - lube, let dry, wipe .......

 

[Graham O]

Bottoms bottoms bottoms bum bum bum...

Nice sunny day - enjoy your rides!

The text on your tyre is not centred on the valve stem. Sloppy tyre fitting!

 

[Aperitif]

The text on your tyre is not centred on the valve stem. Sloppy tyre fitting!

Yeah - sloppy...but it was centred on the word CAMPAGNOLO

 

[HJ]

Try putting more air in next time...

 

[hackbike 6]

The text on your tyre is not centred on the valve stem. Sloppy tyre fitting!

Nor would you be mate if he rode on you.