PHEW.......thought I had gone incontinent :(

[Dave7]

Came in from the garden........went through to the kitchen and noticed I was wet around the groin and down my left leg.
1st genuine thought was "Oh s*&t...........I've p*^*%ed myself.
2nd thought......"surely I would have felt something"........."surely incontinence doesn't come on that quickly" (I'm 68 BTW)
3rd thought "hang on.........I went for a pee 30 minutes ago"
Then......after the panic reduced I thought backwards. I had topped the pond up and rewound the hose pipe.
PHEW...........but I still had to drop my trousers to check my boxers weren't wet. AND THEY WERE DRY

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

First sign of incontinence tho' - almost

 

[Dayvo]

Hey, thanks for sharing, guys.

That's nothing!

This, on the other hand...

https://www.cyclechat.net/threads/bumps-on-my-labia-linked-to-cycling.149195/

 

[Vapin' Joe]

Being incontinent isn't all bad. You'll be able to ride Audax events...

 

[outlash]

And I thought facebook went downhill....

 

[Levo-Lon]

I nearly died of malnutrition on the cable car in Barcelona a few yrs back...i really dont like hanging from a wire high up...wife and me are both pretty bad ..even the Cathedral in Barca done us..that bridge lol..pant filler

 

[400bhp]

I'm going incontinent next week for a lovely 2 weeks relaxing holiday in Mexico.