pi$$ing in bibshorts

[e-rider]

Not literally. But how is it done?

ie. do you have to take the shoulder straps off first? Or is there a 'secret' technique?

 

[ianrauk]

Pull the front down... and *ahem* hitch up & out...

 

[HLaB]

Not literally. But how is it done?

ie. do you have to take the shoulder straps off first? Or is there a 'secret' technique?

I usually take the straps off the shoulders then have enough play to lower the front without stretching them. In a hurry though the straps just get stretched and it come out

 

[yello]

Depends on the bibs. Some, I can fairly comfortably pull the front down and lift the old fella (with some considerable effort of course ) over the top. On one pair (my Enduras I think??), I can pull the leg up to give me enough space to get it out. My Assos bibs though, that's definitely a shoulder straps off first manoeuvre. Any other action is risking sharp intakes of breath!

 

[Jezston]

Ok I think that's enough info can we lock this thread now?

 

[MacB]

you ease it into a vertical position and pull the front of the shirts down enough for the top to peek over. Certain legendary 'members' on here may not need to pull the front down at all Then position yourself a resonable distance from the urinal/bush/wall, lean back and let go with a high arcing flow dead on target.

If you hit your own chin, overshoot and hit a passerby or suffer severe splashback then you may wish to adjust your aim, trajectory and distance.

 

[amnesia]

Didn't you watch them having their 'ahem' comfort break in the TdF ?

They don't even bother getting off their bikes... they just line up and pee on each others shoes

 

[ColinJ]

Are you male or female? 

(I assume male...)

I struggled with this one before realising that you can pull up one leg of your shorts and go out that way!

 

[Ian H]

Are you male or female?

(I assume male...)

I struggled with this one before realising that you can pull up one leg of your shorts and go out that way!

And of course you don't actually need to stop and get off the bike to do that.

 

[fossyant]

Skins suits need much more care whan going to the loo...............

 

[ianrauk]

use a rolled up newspaper up the leg of the shorts

 

[e-rider]

so, lets just say that the bibs I 'have' don't allow for the front to be lowered enough (some are cut high at the front - not a short penis problem of course) - would that require taking your jersey off to get the bib straps off the shoulders?

I like the 'out the bottom of the leg' technique - surely high risk of pi$$ing down your leg though.

What about pooing? Anyone have a special method?

 

[ianrauk]

See my post above...

so, lets just say that the bibs I 'have' don't allow for the front to be lowered enough (some are cut high at the front - not a short penis problem of course) - would that require taking your jersey off to get the bib straps off the shoulders?

I like the 'out the bottom of the leg' technique - surely high risk of pi$ing down your leg though.

What about pooing? Anyone have a special method?

 

[rich p]

so, lets just say that the bibs I 'have' don't allow for the front to be lowered enough (some are cut high at the front - not a short penis problem of course) - would that require taking your jersey off to get the bib straps off the shoulders?

I like the 'out the bottom of the leg' technique - surely high risk of pi$$ing down your leg though.

What about pooing? Anyone have a special method?

Call me old-fashioned and maybe anally retentive (or not, in this case) but for pooing I pull the bibs down to the ankles.

 

[screenman]

Just let it flow, the wind will soon dry your shorts off. As for me, well it is pull down top of shorts a bit and flop over top. If you go through the leg method do not let go halfway through, that elastic can be tight.

Pooing must surely be a shorts around ankle job.