Picture of my knob

[Renard]

 

[Speicher]

You have got a big crack












in your paintwork

 

[Renard]

You have got a big crack

...which is hard to hide in lycra

 

[Speicher]

It could also do with a good rub and some polish.

 

[Speicher]

Always providing you can handle it.

 

[wafflycat]

spit & polish?

 

[Speicher]

You will also need a good screw











driver to replace it

 

[Renard]

You don't necessarily have to spit

 

[Speicher]

Do you share it with anyone?

Is that for the front door or the back door?

 

[Renard]

Give it a good yank and you'll find out!

 

[Speicher]

If I visit your house, will you make a bolt for the door?

 

[Renard]

Or I might shoot my bolt

 

[Speicher]

What time do you get up in the morning? I will come round and give your knob a yank and see if you are awake.

 

[Renard]

I'm usually up before I'm awake

 

[Speicher]

Does your dog (Kati) bark, if a stranger attempts to touch your knob?