Pictures of my cock...

[wafflycat]

My, that is a big pecker!

 

[Maz]

My, that is a big pecker!

I bet you've seen a cockatoo in your time...

 

[wafflycat]

I'm not one to crow.

 

[Chuffy]

My dear husband has just discovered why I am crying with laughter...

I'm glad my tiny worm has given you so much pleasure.

 

[simonali]

Any ideas for a name?

Lunchaweeksunday (includes hanging time)?

 

[wafflycat]

Has it exposed itself to the world this morning, yet, Chuffy?

 

[andygates]

Crikey, Chuffy's cock's a thick one. Look at the girth on that!

 

[trustysteed]

Your cock looks very like one of several that visit me regularly.

you goer, you!

 

[Chuffy]

you goer, you!

There isn't much to do in Norfolk is there?

 

[Fnaar]

Damn. All the best jokes have been taken.

 

[Speicher]

I'm doing my best with BJB's knob, you could help out if you want to?

 

[Baggy]

Has it exposed itself to the world this morning, yet, Chuffy?

I caught a glimpse of it this morning, standing proud and warming itself in the sun

 

[stevenb]

Didn't know you were a Pheasant Plucker Chuffy.
Just jestin'.
He looks great! I think they're very pretty birds indeed.

 

[jashburnham]

I'm a keen amateur cock photographer, perhaps I could pop round and take some snaps of you, me and your cock in various poses for my website: www.wildcocks.co.uk

 

[Speicher]

I'm a keen amateur cock photographer, perhaps I could pop round and take some snaps of you, me and your cock in various poses for my website: www.wildcocks.co.uk

I like the pictures of the wild geese on that site, especially when the gander is chasing them.