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Pictures of my cock...

Discussion in 'CycleChat Cafe' started by Chuffy, 19 Feb 2008.

  1. Chuffy

    Chuffy Veteran

    ...pheasant. He is very splendid and tame enough to eat out of my hand. He was on the shed this morning and I swear that if I listened hard enough I could hear him singing "If I was a rich pheasant, yiddle diddle diddle iddle diddle diddle dee" etc.

    A handsome boy.
    Pheasant.jpg

    i has many corms nom nom nom
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    Any ideas for a name?
     
  2. wafflycat

    wafflycat New Member

    Location:
    middle of Norfolk
    Your cock looks very like one of several that visit me regularly. I call him Ferdie.
     
  3. OP
    OP
    Chuffy

    Chuffy Veteran

    He's a greedy sod. Hoovers up seed like a Bangkok hooker on overtime.
     
  4. longers

    longers Veteran

    Maybe put all the CC blokes names in a hat and draw one out at random?
     
  5. OP
    OP
    Chuffy

    Chuffy Veteran

    If Simoncc comes out I'm firing up the range and reaching for the air rifle...;)
     
  6. wafflycat

    wafflycat New Member

    Location:
    middle of Norfolk
    Indeed. Have you fed him your nuts yet? I find Ferdie will nibble at any nuts he finds. With great relish. Balls too. Great fat balls. He pecks and pecks.
     
  7. OP
    OP
    Chuffy

    Chuffy Veteran

    I haven't offered him my fat pecker yet, or my fat balls. The wild bird food that I put out (grown in fields about a mile away:becool:) contains meal grubs. I have offered him one but he didn't seem too impressed by my dried and wizened worm and much prefers to peck away at my seed.
     
  8. yenrod

    yenrod Guest

    My, Chuffy - what a lovely 'Cock' you have ;)

    :biggrin:

    :tongue:
     
  9. wafflycat

    wafflycat New Member

    Location:
    middle of Norfolk
    My dear husband has just discovered why I am crying with laughter... ;)
     
  10. yenrod

    yenrod Guest

    I'm sure Patrick (stevo) will be able to lower the tone even further..
     
  11. Crackle

    Crackle Pah Staff Member

    Location:
    Wirral
  12. TheDoctor

    TheDoctor Man-Machine Staff Member

    Location:
    Stevenage
    Are you looking at Chuffy's bird?;)

    OK OK, someone had to;). Go and look at my turtles head , it's way cute.
     
  13. wafflycat

    wafflycat New Member

    Location:
    middle of Norfolk
    Doctor.. when it's cold does it shrink back into its cover?
     
  14. TheDoctor

    TheDoctor Man-Machine Staff Member

    Location:
    Stevenage
    It does.:biggrin: They were just coming out of hibernation.;)
     
  15. spring91

    spring91 Active Member

    Man with big cock

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