Pictures of my cock...

[Chuffy]

...pheasant. He is very splendid and tame enough to eat out of my hand. He was on the shed this morning and I swear that if I listened hard enough I could hear him singing "If I was a rich pheasant, yiddle diddle diddle iddle diddle diddle dee" etc.

A handsome boy.

i has many corms nom nom nom

Any ideas for a name?

 

[wafflycat]

Your cock looks very like one of several that visit me regularly. I call him Ferdie.

 

[Chuffy]

Your cock looks very like one of several that visit me regularly. I call him Ferdie.

He's a greedy sod. Hoovers up seed like a Bangkok hooker on overtime.

 

[longers]

Maybe put all the CC blokes names in a hat and draw one out at random?

 

[Chuffy]

Maybe put all the CC blokes names in a hat and draw one out at random?

If Simoncc comes out I'm firing up the range and reaching for the air rifle...

 

[wafflycat]

He's a greedy sod. Hoovers up seed like a Bangkok hooker on overtime.

Indeed. Have you fed him your nuts yet? I find Ferdie will nibble at any nuts he finds. With great relish. Balls too. Great fat balls. He pecks and pecks.

 

[Chuffy]

Indeed. Have you fed him your nuts yet? I find Ferdie will nibble at any nuts he finds. With great relish. Balls too. Great fat balls. He pecks and pecks.

I haven't offered him my fat pecker yet, or my fat balls. The wild bird food that I put out (grown in fields about a mile away) contains meal grubs. I have offered him one but he didn't seem too impressed by my dried and wizened worm and much prefers to peck away at my seed.

 

[yenrod]

My, Chuffy - what a lovely 'Cock' you have

 

[wafflycat]

I haven't offered him my fat pecker yet, or my fat balls. The wild bird food that I put out (grown in fields about a mile away) contains meal grubs. I have offered him one but he didn't seem too impressed by my dried and wizened worm and much prefers to peck away at my seed.

My dear husband has just discovered why I am crying with laughter...

 

[yenrod]

I'm sure Patrick (stevo) will be able to lower the tone even further..

 

[Crackle]

Fozzy

 

[TheDoctor]

Are you looking at Chuffy's bird?

OK OK, someone had to. Go and look at my turtles head , it's way cute.

 

[wafflycat]

Doctor.. when it's cold does it shrink back into its cover?

 

[TheDoctor]

Doctor.. when it's cold does it shrink back into its cover?

It does. They were just coming out of hibernation.

 

[spring91]

Man with big cock