Cheap badminton racket from Asda. It'll keep you entertained for hours, nay days.Aw shucks![]()
Cheap badminton racket from Asda. It'll keep you entertained for hours, nay days.Aw shucks![]()
Electronic fly swatter from Maplins. Similar size to a badminton racket.Cheap badminton racket from Asda. It'll keep you entertained for hours, nay days.
Looking up a recipe for Fly Cemetry as I type http://www.rampantscotland.com/recipes/blrecipe_fruit_slice.htmMaybe.
Don't hit them too hard though. You don't want diced fly.
Just a skeleton left then? Something for future archaeologists to discoverMaggots will have cleaned the carcass for you.
Cheaper though, provided he can get enough for nowt.Pigeon down is not as good as eider down.
Where can I get a pigeon trap (not chimney based)?Cheaper though, provided he can get enough for nowt.
It might suffocate if you shove a load of CO2 up the flue!Turn the fire on. It will fly away or die.
No maggots.Mrs 26 wanted the fire on today. So I've removed the plastic bag screen and turned on the fire. Pigeon remains notwithstanding all's well. Well apart from the gas bill that SWMBO will now "enhance"![]()