Imagine Dave Brailsford is waiting round the next corner, desperate to sign up that wonderful rider he's seen on his commute.
You've sold the golf clubs, converted the Octavia to a team car replica, watched HOURS of the TdF on the telly, polished your Pinarello, shaved your legs and bought all the gear.
You don't want to ruin your chances by actually smiling at someone do you?
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