Now how am I supposed to get a celery stalk *there*? Eh? Eh? Relax man!
wafflycat New Member 12 Aug 2008 #91 Now how am I supposed to get a celery stalk *there*? Eh? Eh? Relax man!
Landslide Rare Migrant 12 Aug 2008 #93 The celery, or *there*? I can't imagine that ironing the latter will help him relax.
Chuffy Veteran 12 Aug 2008 #94 The celery, you silly man! Heavens, what would be the point of ironing an arsecrack?
Chuffy Veteran 12 Aug 2008 #96 But the crack, by it's very definition, isn't there. It's a gap. A void. A yawning chasm even. How do you apply a hot iron to that eh?
But the crack, by it's very definition, isn't there. It's a gap. A void. A yawning chasm even. How do you apply a hot iron to that eh?
Dayvo just passin' through 12 Aug 2008 #97 Chuffy said: But the crack, by it's very definition, isn't there. It's a gap. A void. A yawning chasm even. How do you apply a hot iron to that eh? Click to expand... VERY carefully!
Chuffy said: But the crack, by it's very definition, isn't there. It's a gap. A void. A yawning chasm even. How do you apply a hot iron to that eh? Click to expand... VERY carefully!
U ufkacbln Guest 12 Aug 2008 #99 Small point on etiquette.... Is it customary - indeed socially correct to remove the excess foliage from the celery, or does this form part of the external arrangement?
Small point on etiquette.... Is it customary - indeed socially correct to remove the excess foliage from the celery, or does this form part of the external arrangement?
Chuffy Veteran 12 Aug 2008 #102 Cunobelin said: Small point on etiquette.... Is it customary - indeed socially correct to remove the excess foliage from the celery, or does this form part of the external arrangement? Click to expand... The foliage goes on the inside, you horrid oik. You must have gone to a state school...
Cunobelin said: Small point on etiquette.... Is it customary - indeed socially correct to remove the excess foliage from the celery, or does this form part of the external arrangement? Click to expand... The foliage goes on the inside, you horrid oik. You must have gone to a state school...
U ufkacbln Guest 12 Aug 2008 #103 Chuffy said: The foliage goes on the inside, you horrid oik. You must have gone to a state school... Click to expand... We were simply more artistic! Why have a stubby end poking out when you can arrange the oliage to make a nice visual effect.
Chuffy said: The foliage goes on the inside, you horrid oik. You must have gone to a state school... Click to expand... We were simply more artistic! Why have a stubby end poking out when you can arrange the oliage to make a nice visual effect.
tdr1nka Taking the biscuit 12 Aug 2008 #105 Aperitif said: Bet that took some doing - you deserve a badger courage... Click to expand... And it brock the ice! Cunobelin said: Small point on etiquette.... Is it customary - indeed socially correct to remove the excess foliage from the celery, or does this form part of the external arrangement? Click to expand... That would be dependent on what you intend to do with it.
Aperitif said: Bet that took some doing - you deserve a badger courage... Click to expand... And it brock the ice! Cunobelin said: Small point on etiquette.... Is it customary - indeed socially correct to remove the excess foliage from the celery, or does this form part of the external arrangement? Click to expand... That would be dependent on what you intend to do with it.
