Please complete this short survey about bike types

[Nemesis205bw]

I am going to buy new bike and cant decide what type should I choose. Please complete this survey so I can have some image about performance of each bike on given trail.
Heres the link:

https://www.surveymonkey.com/r/RVPXSKD

 

[derrick]

Are you serious?

 

[PpPete]

Well one thing's for sure - you won't get a single bike type that's good for all those types of terrain.
The answer is blowing in the wind is N+1

 

[potsy]

 

[400bhp]

farkin ell that was hard

 

[snorri]

Well, that was a different survey.
Best disregard my input, I wouldn't know the difference between a 26er and a 29er.

 

[derrick]

Well, that was a different survey.
Best disregard my input, I wouldn't know the difference between a 26er and a 29er.

3 inches

 

[martint235]

Well I filled it in. I hope you miserable lot have too. OP is just looking for advice after all.

 

[jefmcg]

Honestly, if you have to ask then you are not going down this on any bike. It's quite - um - "technical". eg I manage to break a bone on a speed bump, so the best bike for me to navigate this is the lightest, because I'm going to be carrying it.

 

[derrick]

Well I filled it in. I hope you miserable lot have too. OP is just looking for advice after all.

It's a wind up.

 

[Crackle]

I rated everything twice before I realized I was going around in a circle, for which I recommend a unicycle.

 

[mjr]

3 inches

That's your problem, as I hear Ms Goodbody told @Fnaar...

 

[mjr]

I am going to buy new bike and cant decide what type should I choose. Please complete this survey so I can have some image about performance of each bike on given trail.
Heres the link:
https://www.surveymonkey.com/r/RVPXSKD

Please warn people that it contains 5Mb images (whose screen is 1,698px × 1,131px anyway?) and will eat a hearty chunk from any data allowances!

 

[martint235]

It's a wind up.

Honestly, if you have to ask then you are not going down this on any bike. It's quite - um - "technical". eg I manage to break a bone on a speed bump, so the best bike for me to navigate this is the lightest, because I'm going to be carrying it.

I really hope it's a wind up otherwise if the op follows my answers they'll be trying to take a Dogma down that

 

[jefmcg]

Please warn people that it contains 5Mb images (whose screen is 1,698px × 1,131px anyway?) and will eat a hearty chunk from any data allowances!

Hmm, good point. I probably shouldn't have included the full image on this page (it was even slow to load on my 50mb connection )

Fixed.