Please don't hate me!

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I'm jealous.
 
won't it be a wee bit heavy for the bike to pull :rolleyes:

Wimp!!!!!


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asterix

Comrade Member
Location
Limoges or York
I love caravans. If I had my way (and a more adventurous girlfriend) I'd sell the house and most of my posessions, give up my job and buy one to live in. :becool:


Try living in one when it's -7C. I gave mine away as soon as I could move into a building. Albeit one with a concrete floor and just a kerosene heater - lugshury.
 
I think that during the period May - September a police Armed Response vehicle should be chosen at random to stop a caravan once every month. The driver would be removed fro his car, made to kneel by the side of the road in full view of other motorists and shot through the back of the neck, the body left in place for 24 hours. It would not interfere with anyone's God given right to tow a monstrosity the size of Windsor Castle up and down windy single track roads in an underpowered car as much as they want and the chances of being that month's victim would be small, but by God it would make the bastards think twice about it first as well as providing some enjoyable sport for those who have been stuck behind it for miles. It would also be much more publicly acceptable than bull fighting or the Jeremy Kyle Show, perhaps even being televised live on a mainstream channel.
 

fossyant

Ride It Like You Stole It!
Location
South Manchester
Hold on, aren't we all cyclists? Bugger the car drivers then, these might take over as 'most hated'. All buy one.
 

Rhythm Thief

Legendary Member
Location
Ross on Wye
Try living in one when it's -7C. I gave mine away as soon as I could move into a building. Albeit one with a concrete floor and just a kerosene heater - lugshury.

I did a couple of winters on a narrowboat. But I must admit, rather than a caravan I'd probably go for a converted Bedford horsebox or something, with a woodburning stove and an overcab bed.:becool:
 
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