Ha ha, yesterday I was cycling along behind this guy who was going a tiiiiiiiny bit slower than I would have liked, I gained on him really slowly and would have happily pootled along behind him, until I noticed his builder's bum. It got worse and worse until I decided that I couldn't stare at this guy's hairy backside any longer and started to overtake. It was only then that I realised I would look like one of those idiots who overtakes then slows down in front of you if I went back to my normal speed, so I had to bust a lung for the rest of the street to avoid looking like a tosser.
Moral of the story: cover your bum up, it makes the ladies blush.
Moral of the story: cover your bum up, it makes the ladies blush.
