Pointless / stupid things shouted at you whilst on a bike #364

[Mugshot]

Had a "GET ON THE CYCLE PATH you *£&$!" this morning, not had one for what feels like ages so a big thank you and a thumbs up were in order

 

[redcard]

"Give me my farking bike back you thieving daffodil!!!"

 

[Jefferson Meriwether]

In recent weeks I've been getting the usual 'Your wheels going round' heckle. It's always really young kids that heckle me; I always feels they're too young to hear the retort 'So's your mum'.

 

[hobbitonabike]

On my first ever womens group ride we passed through a pedestrian crossing where a man was stood with his bike. We all smiled and said good morning and as I was the last rider I heard him say in a suprised yet pleased sounding voice...oooohhh women!! The look on his face still makes me chuckle.

 

[RebornBumbler]

An unknown cyclist coming in the opposite direction on a shared footpath/track:
"Don't slow down!"
No I don't know either

 

[Blurb]

Walking down a pedestrianised high street today pushing the bike and hear a shout somewhere behind me "Oi put that away, no one wants to see that!" I suspect I need to get better fitting lycra shorts.

 

[Profpointy]

Walking down a pedestrianised high street today pushing the bike and hear a shout somewhere behind me "Oi put that away, no one wants to see that!" I suspect I need to get better fitting lycra shorts.

The obvious retort is "well your Mrs likes it"

 

[Mugshot]

Had a couple in the past few days, the first was on a section of cycle path, it was a miserable evening horrible drizzly soaking rain, and I was approaching a young girl and I assume her mum who were riding in the opposite direction, I slowed down to make sure we all went through safely and as I went past the girl said,
"Ooooo, hello Mr Proper Cyclist."
So that was nice, the second wasn't quite so pleasant.
Travelling down a narrow section of road, car comes racing up behind, we are literally a second from where the road widens so I can let him through safely, but he can't wait that long so he starts to squeeze through anyway forcing me to pull to the left. Anyway, he's coming through and I raise my right hand in an open palm up couldn't you have waited just another second/exasperated kind of gesture, no swearing and no rude hand signals. The passenger leans right out of the open window, gives me and bird and starts screaming and shouting,
"F*** YOU, F*** YOU YOU C**T, F*** YOU!"
Which he continues to do until they're out of sight. I gave him a big smile, a wave and a thumbs up and he still kept shouting. There's no pleasing some people.

 

[cd365]

Very brave inside a car aren't they!

 

[Mugshot]

Extremely, they were grown men too not boy racers, mind you if they hadn't had their hi-viz vests on I may not have spotted them.

 

[Scotchlovingcylist]

I hate windscreen warriors