Pointless things to buy!!

[Maz]

Digital picture frames! What a con, make 'em look valuable by charging more for the bleedin useless £5 gadgets than a DVD player, it worked, amazing, probably still working, I don't get it.......

Try loading up a few digital pictures instead of staring at a blank picture frame.

 

[Over The Hill]

Leaf blowers. What is that all about?

Almost everything now in the shops for Ch****mas. Endless piles of cheap tat.

 

[sazzaa]

I fancy buying a humidifier and a dehumidifier and watch them fight it out to the death....

You can make this game more interesting by taking a couple of sleeping pills then downing a red bull...

 

[steve52]

Leaf blowers. What is that all about?

Almost everything now in the shops for Ch****mas. Endless piles of cheap tat.

you mean wind?

 

[User6179]

Anything sold by JML that's called Magic something .

 

[Maz]

The TV Hat
The king of useless gadgets. Got something to watch on your tiny, handheld media phone device thing? Put the TV Hat on to your head, then place your device in the pouch at the end of it.Ta-da. Your own private, miniature theatre. Being eavesdrop-proof and sneak-peek-proof, it gives you real privacy wherever you go.

 

[tyred]

Patio heater? Sure, I'll just waste gas heating the atmosphere rather than put on my coat.

 

[Beebo]

 

[tyred]

Range Rover Sport, BMW X6

 

[User6179]

I once saw a contraption that you place over the end of a cucumber to stop the chopped end from "going off" shall we say.... :s pretty pointless IMO Adam

That was on Dragons Den ,was called Cu Top or Q top I think.

 

[vernon]

anything with four or more wheels.

At one fell swoop that dismisses, baby buggies, pushchairs, prams, supermarket trolleys, aeroplanes, trains, buses, trolley buses, trams, some scaffolding, hospital beds, wheelchairs etc, etc

Would you care to revise your wheelist statement?

 

[vernon]

I think he was aiming at four wheeled personal transport, any one who wasn't an argumentative arse could see that

My world is not bicycle centred......

 

[coffeejo]

My uncle has a drill attachment for stirring paint

 

[Octet]

My uncle has a drill attachment for stirring paint

They can come in handy for many things, stuff like large quantities of plaster or ballistics gel just simply cannot be mixed by hand. It would take too long, you would never get the correct consistency and your muscles would need to be MASSIVE!

But for paint, I think I would agree.


My contribution:

Spaghetti Twirling Forks

 

[MontyVeda]

Giant slipper. Both feet fit in one.

buy two to deter burglars



(stolen from Billy Connelly)

the Tea Bag Squeezer always got me... it's far more convenient than using a spoon.


edit.. I've just remembered the ribbing i gave my dad when he ordered the exercise wheel, or whatever it's called... a 6" plastic wheel with a handle on each side he failed to get the message and went on to buy the spring with handles on one end and stirrups on the other.... like the worlds worst rowing machine and the world's worst exercise bike, they like in the loft and were never ever used.