A while ago while driving I came across a police car stopped in lane one of a dual carriageway, obviously blocking that lane due to some incident.
Most drivers moved over to lane two in good time, which I should have done, but for some reason did not.
As I approached the rear of the police car, a rather harassed copper flagged me down and demanded: "Haven't you seen my ruddy great police car?"
To which I replied: "Well, have a think officer, did you have it with you when you left the house this morning?"
He swore, and bellowed something like: "You idiot, I haven't lost the effing thing."
Making clever remarks to coppers is not big, clever, or a good idea.
But on this occasion, I thought the copper deserved it.
To be fair to him, he stomped off and didn't try to ruin my day.