Pond pump + electrical fault......why didnt it kill the fish??

[Ming the Merciless]

You are Henry Farad and I claim my £5.

 

[Leaway2]

I DO NOT buy cheap electricity.
I'm a scouser, I am wired into an adjacent street lighting column.

If you get caught, you'll be charged.

 

[Archie_tect]

Wear wellies...

 

[Paulus]

Better insulation is required, or you will be charged with health and safety, electric at work regulation 1989.

 

[Cuchilo]

Same reason that birds don't get electrocuted standing on power lines

Because birds are suspended in water

 

[Dave7]

Because birds are suspended in water

Its obvious innit. Its the same principle as when fish land on a power line.
You know nuffin.

 

[Vantage]

Ohm y god

Och! Now the Welsh are charging in!

I don't think I have the capacity for any more puns. I need to take time out to recharge.

Nonsense! You keep soldering on!

 

[raleighnut]

Resistance is futile.

Ohm my they're getting worse.