Poo Experts Please

[Thomk]

I found this poo outside my front door on a slightly raised retaining wall - the culprit didn't leave the 20p as compensation, that was placed there by me for scale.

I've got 2 spayed cats but that doesn't seem to be their preferred method (exposed, on a hard surface). Doesn't look like fox poo to me and nothing like sheep poo (I've had sheep poo outside my door in the past). Badger maybe? Runny poo dog? Sensible suggestions welcome - pish taking expected

 

[Thomk]

Hang on...

 

[Milkfloat]

[QUOTE 4748660, member: 9609"]what does it taste of ?[/QUOTE]

Beat me to it - the idea that is, not the tasting session.

 

[Thomk]

Poo.

 

[AndyRM]

Is Gillian McKeith a member here?

 

[Beebo]

Looks like a 6-7 on the Bristol scale. Get down the Dr. Asap.

 

[PK99]

https://www.bing.com/images/search?...&qpvt=animal+poop+identification+uk&FORM=IGRE

 

[nickyboy]

Panda

...or maybe a zookeeper in a panda suit

 

[Drago]

Holy Trump, I don't know what the local pigeons have been eating!

 

[welsh dragon]

Panda

...or maybe a zookeeper in a panda suit

Or maybe a Panda in a zoo keepers suit.

 

[numbnuts]

That's crap

 

[Accy cyclist]

 

[Mo1959]

Paperboy?

 

[AndyRM]

https://www.bing.com/images/search?...&qpvt=animal+poop+identification+uk&FORM=IGRE

I assume you've used Bing as a humorous nod to the shiteness of the OP?

 

[Welsh wheels]

I found this poo outside my front door on a slightly raised retaining wall - the culprit didn't leave the 20p as compensation, that was placed there by me for scale.

I've got 2 spayed cats but that doesn't seem to be their preferred method (exposed, on a hard surface). Doesn't look like fox poo to me and nothing like sheep poo (I've had sheep poo outside my door in the past). Badger maybe? Runny poo dog? Sensible suggestions welcome - pish taking expected View attachment 345601

Excuse me, I was eating my lunch.