Porridge is German...................

[LarryDuff]

Not when it comes top penalty shoot outs.

Very true.

 

[Nihal]

I'll tell you something, Nihal, you have a more grown up head on your shoulders then some 'grown ups' I know!

Good one

 

[alecstilleyedye]

My ancestors also had a distant link with the Indian sub-continent.
They got here by BOAC.

better than pakistan's national airline, probably

 

[asterix]

So the Scots would still be stuck in the dark ages if it were not for the intervention of the Germans with their teutonic efficiency .......... more cultural stereotypes than i could poke a stick at.

Talking of cultural stereotypes:

Where would the Germans be today if the Scots hadn't given them thrift, hard work and tenacity?

They'd just be a bunch of Vandals and Goths sacking Rome every time they went on holiday.