Possibly the best headline ever?

[Landslide]

"Serial masturbator seized by Willy's in central Sweden"

 

[Chuffy]

Was he pulled by the fuzz?

 

[johnnyh]

did he get pulled by the fuzz?


hahaha too late aren't I the jerk

 

[barq]

That's superb. My favourite is "Chernobyl 'not a wildlife haven'". A perfectly sensible story, it's just the headline that gets me.

 

[alecstilleyedye]

did they have to mention the bike…

 

[Landslide]

Bikes seem to be quite notorious in Sweden at the mo... Has anyone checked how Dayvo is recently?

 

[Lisa21]

"Described by witnesses as sporting a deep sun tan and masturbating shamelessly"

So it would have been alright if he'd been masturbating shamefully?

Great headline. Yes.

With no tan-lines presumably?

Oh and Johnny...LOL!!! you muppetxx

 

[sticky sherbert]

A kid at my old school was caught masturbating down the side of a portacabin while watching everyone on the playground, he was using an empty crisp packet!!!!!

 

[johnnyh]

Oh and Johnny...LOL!!! you muppetxx

hehehe I'm not the muppet... it wasn't me that got caught!!!

 

[Chuffy]

A kid at my old school was caught masturbating down the side of a portacabin while watching everyone on the playground, he was using an empty crisp packet!!!!!

Was it a packet of Salt'n'Shake?

 

[johnnyh]

was it a packet of self-gratification artists errr Walkers that is?

 

[sticky sherbert]

Was it a packet of Salt'n'Shake?

cheesey Wotsits

 

[accountantpete]

A kid at my old school was caught masturbating down the side of a portacabin while watching everyone on the playground, he was using an empty crisp packet!!!!!

Actually it was a Jacobs packet and he was f**king crackers.

 

[Chuffy]

It doesn't get any better, does it?

 

[sticky sherbert]

Could be the same bloke, he would be about that age now and if my son had been caught doing that in a small vilage school I would probably emigrate.