At the time when I was going bald...... I went for a haircut. The bloke messed around for ages and it wasn't until he'd nearly finished that I realised he was giving me a combover! I almost exploded with indignation and told him to get it off straight away.
I once went into an ironmonger's to buy something and the shopkeepers were two elderly men, identical twins, short, with little Hitler moustaches, black hair and identical ginger toupees sitting on top of their heads. They looked like the Thompson twins out of Tintin. I was amazed; I thought it could be a windup or a Candid Camera sketch, I looked around for a hidden camera but no.... it seemed to be the real thing. Amazing.