Post a lie about the poster above.

Discussion in 'CycleChat Cafe' started by Mr Pig, 31 Jul 2009.

  1. Mr Pig

    Mr Pig New Member

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    [Copy of original starting post]

    Bit of Friday fun, be nice :0)

    As there's no one above me I'll start off:

    A rare birth defect means that Longers can only see in black and white.
     
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  2. Speicher

    Speicher Vice Admiral Moderator

    Rocky and Mort often decide to absquatulate.
     
  3. luckyfox

    luckyfox She's the cats pajamas

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    Speicher is a spatula fancier
     
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  4. Archie_tect

    Archie_tect De Skieven Architek... aka Penfold

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    luckyfox never leaves home before scraping his bowl out.
     
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  5. accountantpete

    accountantpete Legendary Member

    Mort's been sniffin' tippex again - hence the white nose.
     
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  6. Archie_tect

    Archie_tect De Skieven Architek... aka Penfold

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    As it's after 4 pm, Pete is past the plimsoll line....
     
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  7. "In the jingle jangle morning I'll come followin' you"......as Archie likes to say as he rattles his ol' tambourine.
     
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  8. postman

    postman Legendary Member

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  9. luckyfox

    luckyfox She's the cats pajamas

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    County Durham
    Rockys best friend is a hairless cat called snuglypuss
     
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  10. colly

    colly Re member eR

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    luckyfox should not be mentioning hairless snuglypuss type things on a family forum.
     
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  11. accountantpete

    accountantpete Legendary Member

    colly ain't heavy - he's my Buddha.
     
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  12. Maverick Goose

    Maverick Goose A jumped up pantry boy, who never knew his place

    accountantpete used to do creative accounting for Ken Dodd.
     
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  13. luckyfox

    luckyfox She's the cats pajamas

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    County Durham
    The goose buys cheap socks
     
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  14. Mad Doug Biker

    Mad Doug Biker Bikeoholics Anonymous

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    I found a Staetler School Pencil in the street the other day! :blush:

    When she was young, Luckyfox had to be taken to A&E once after someone told her to 'put a sock in it'.
    It was never made public exactly where she'd put them, but seeing as more than one fitted, she just filled herself up!!
    They had to work them out with a pencil, and she's never quite been the same since, especially with the way she walks.








    The pencil mysteriously went missing soon afterwards incidentally......
     
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  15. colly

    colly Re member eR

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    Leeds
    Mad Dougs aniseed balls have worn out
     
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