Post a lie about the poster above.

Discussion in 'CycleChat Cafe' started by Mr Pig, 31 Jul 2009.

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  1. Mr Pig

    Mr Pig New Member

    Location:
    North Lanarkshire
    Bit of Friday fun, be nice :0)

    As there's no one above me I'll start off:

    A rare birth defect means that Longers can only see in black and white.
     
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  2. Bigtwin

    Bigtwin New Member

    Mr Pig's name is actually derived from the fact that his prefers a pound of streaky bacon as cycle shorts padding.
     
  3. Hilldodger

    Hilldodger Über Member

    Location:
    sunny Leicester
    Bigtwin is secretly married to Ann Widdicombe.
     
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  4. dellzeqq

    dellzeqq pre-talced and mighty

    Location:
    SW2
    Hilldodger's penny farthing has a tiny electric motor in the rear wheel...
     
  5. jiggerypokery

    jiggerypokery Über Member

    Location:
    Solihull
    dellzegg is Bonj's love child...
     
  6. got-to-get-fit

    got-to-get-fit New Member

    Location:
    Yarm, Cleveland
    dellzeqq pays chimpanzees to taunt him with jokes about his back hair.
     
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  7. got-to-get-fit

    got-to-get-fit New Member

    Location:
    Yarm, Cleveland
    jiggery is a dwarf
     
  8. Bigtwin

    Bigtwin New Member

    Which bit of "lie" don't you get?
     
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  9. dmoan

    dmoan Veteran

    jiggerypokery is the latest alias of Spindrift...

    got_to_get_fit holds the title for the world's fastest typist...
     
  10. Hilldodger

    Hilldodger Über Member

    Location:
    sunny Leicester
    And there are rumours of a sex tape.
     
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  11. Sittingduck

    Sittingduck Guru

    Location:
    Bucks
    dmoan actually bears very little resemblance to his/her avatar!
     
  12. got-to-get-fit

    got-to-get-fit New Member

    Location:
    Yarm, Cleveland
    Sitting duck is actually standing
     
  13. marinyork

    marinyork Resting in suspended Animation

    Location:
    Logopolis
    As you can see from his avatar Sittingduck is an escaped convict from the hit tv series Prison Quack.
     
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  14. Shaun

    Shaun Founder Moderator

    Smeggers can't wait to get home tonight to see if his order has arrived from the Ann Summers party he held last week!!! :biggrin:
     
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  15. Hover Fly

    Hover Fly Lover of the bunny

    Admin's order arrived yesterday.
     
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