Mad Doug Biker
Banned from every bar in the Galaxy
- Location
- Craggy Island
Rocky was charged for wasting Police time, as he kept on phoning the Police in Oxford and asking for... Lewis.
Post a lie about the poster above.
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Rocky was charged for wasting Police time, as he kept on phoning the Police in Oxford and asking for... Lewis.
Mad Doug Biker
Banned from every bar in the Galaxy
- Location
- Craggy Island
Talking of 'Coppers', Rocky once glued a 2P coin to the top of his head.
When asked why, he was incredulous that nobody understood, until it was explained to him what a Toupee REALLY was.
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rogerzilla
Legendary Member
Rocky used to have hair like Michael Fabricant's.
All uphill
Still rolling along
- Location
- Somerset
Roger used to have flowing, golden hair. It was his mane attraction.
- Location
- Next door to Mr Benn at No 54
Uppers uses that special shampoo that contains highly moronic acid.
Mad Doug Biker
Banned from every bar in the Galaxy
- Location
- Craggy Island
In a stand of unity with her fellow avian brothers and sisters that have been caught in accidents and that group that throw orange stuff around, Speich always washes her feathers with the shampoo they use to clean the poor birds caught in oil slicks with.
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rogerzilla
Legendary Member
Mad Doug uses cheap Cockney shampoo. It only costs pantene.
Mad Doug Biker
Banned from every bar in the Galaxy
- Location
- Craggy Island
Rz has so little hair that he uses the same, seeing as he only needs the equivalent of what a Cockney Sparrow needs.
In fact, this is a picture of Rz:
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Mad Doug Biker
Banned from every bar in the Galaxy
- Location
- Craggy Island
The 'Cockney Sparrow' was the depot logo for Stratford (Diesel Depot code 'SF' - See the hat), East London. The old railway works and depot was on the site where the Olympic Park and so on is now (I kid you not).
rogerzilla
Legendary Member
Doug is making that up. He just found a drawing of a bird and photoshopped an S&M hat onto it.
All uphill
Still rolling along
- Location
- Somerset
Stephec is trying to hack his way out of RZ's photo collection.
rogerzilla
Legendary Member
Uppers knows that, once you've passed the event horizon of a pr0n vortex, there is no escape.
