Post a lie about the poster above.

[Archie_tect]

Rocky's rabbit's foot was run over yesterday...good job it's got 3 left.

 

[Speicher]

Rocky is an unlucky heather salesman. He has hayfever.

This means that during an sneezing attack, he would throw the heather att chewww, instead of giving it to you politely.

 

[Archie_tect]

Speicher runs a profitable purple heather bleaching business.

 

[Speicher]

Rocky is the toilet cleaner at Waterloo.

 

[accountantpete]

Mort has met his portaloo.

 

[colly]

ACP is still looking..............getting desperate now.

 

[Archie_tect]

Colly has a late holiday booked in the Egyptian resort of Port A'ka-bin.

 

[accountantpete]

Rocky draws rude pictures on the Port A'Ka-bin walls.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Rocky is the toilet cleaner at Waterloo.

The last time I was..... Err..... Loitering at the urinals , the cleaner was a black guy, so unless Rockaay has been lying to us about his ethnicity, then...... Oh, right, sorry, got you now, sorry!!

Anyway ACP has a huge crush on that Michael Portaloo off the telly!!

 

[colly]

Mort will porter you at Waterloo. Anyhoo................I'm off to the loo.

 

[Dayvo]

colly looks pretty young but he's just back dated, yeah.

 

[Archie_tect]

Dayvo... psycho-killer, qu'est-ce que c'est?

 

[accountantpete]

Archie vaguely remembers a drunken conversation with a strange guy in the pub bogs back in the 70's:

Archie: I wish I could fly way up to the sky but I can't,
Keith: You can,
Archie: I can't!
Archie: I wish I could see what folks see in me but I can't,
Keith: You can,
Archie: I can't!
Keith: Look, Archie,
Archie: Yes?
Keith: Nothing that you can say
Will change how I feel today:
I know that we'll never part;
Now hear what I'm saying, Archie?
Archie: Yes?
Keith: Who is your very best friend?
Archie: You are.
Keith: I'm gonna help you mend your broken heart.
Archie: Thank you.

Archie: I wish that I had a mummy and dad but I don't,
Keith: You don't?
Archie: I don't!
Archie: I often pretend my sadness will end but it won't,
Keith: It will,
Archie: I won't!
Keith: Look, Archie,
Archie: Yes?
Keith: Now that I'm here with you,
There's nothing that you can't do,
So why don't you make a start
And hear what I'm saying, Archie?
Archie: Yes?
Keith: Who is your very best friend?
Archie: You are.
Keith: I'm gonna help you mend your broken heart.

 

[stephec]

AP hates that duck, as his chimp told him to say.

 

[stephec]

Rocky is confusing his X Factor and Britain's Got Talent, such is his desire to be on both shows.