Mad Doug Biker
Banned from every bar in the Galaxy
- Location
- Craggy Island
Au is actually called Alex and loves an Ice Cold beer In him.
Post a lie about the poster above.
- Thread starter Mr Pig
- Start date
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All uphill
Still rolling along
- Location
- Somerset
Doug plans to retire to an oasis in the Sahara.
He's been told he'd get lots of hot dates.
He's been told he'd get lots of hot dates.
twentysix by twentyfive
Clinging on tightly
- Location
- Over the Hill
Uppers thinks the Sahara is a dessert.
- Location
- Next door to Mr Benn at No 54
TBT went out last night and tried the Kalahari cheesecake. He is still wondering why the restaurant was deserted.
twentysix by twentyfive
Clinging on tightly
- Location
- Over the Hill
Speicher has been banned from the desert in Mongolia for being too Gobi.
Mad Doug Biker
Banned from every bar in the Galaxy
- Location
- Craggy Island
tBt has a close friend called 'Dra'.
On hearing Dra had had an accident and was in hospital, TbT decided to visit as soon as possible and jumped in his car.
He was stopped by the Police for speeding.
Later on at the hospital, on explaining what had happened, he said
"I was doing a Tundra"
Yes yes, Tondra... Tundra.
On hearing Dra had had an accident and was in hospital, TbT decided to visit as soon as possible and jumped in his car.
He was stopped by the Police for speeding.
Later on at the hospital, on explaining what had happened, he said
"I was doing a Tundra"
Yes yes, Tondra... Tundra.
rogerzilla
Legendary Member
Stephec writes scripts for very niche pornos!
All uphill
Still rolling along
- Location
- Somerset
Roger wrote a play in which a Doctor explained how she supplied medicines to patients.
The script had a description of a prescription.
The script had a description of a prescription.
rogerzilla
Legendary Member
Uppers claims to be pregnant to get free prescriptions.
Mad Doug Biker
Banned from every bar in the Galaxy
- Location
- Craggy Island
Rz is a haemaphrodite and has to go on the pill every time *he* has a jodrell.
rogerzilla
Legendary Member
So is Mad Doug, so he's always quite chilled when someone tells him, "Go **** yourself".
Mad Doug Biker
Banned from every bar in the Galaxy
- Location
- Craggy Island
I often go 'Star star star star' myself! 😆
- Location
- Next door to Mr Benn at No 54
MDB often wishes that he was on a different planet.
twentysix by twentyfive
Clinging on tightly
- Location
- Over the Hill
Speicher was the first "Little Green Woman" on Earth after tripping into that vat of mushy peas.
